Baroness Merron: ...includes reactions grouped under the medical dictionary’s (MedDRA) Higher Level Terms, which are more specific than sexual dysfunction and persistent sexual dysfunction, and include erection and ejaculation conditions and disorders, orgasmic disorders and disturbances, sexual arousal disorders, and others. The following table shows the number of spontaneous suspected Yellow Card reports...
Lord Markham: ...affect up to 1 in 100 people) Rare (may affect up to 1 in 1,000 people) amitriptyline erectile dysfunction, libido decreased imipramine disturbances of libido, impotency or abnormal ejaculation atomoxetine libido decreased, ejaculation disorder, erectile dysfunction, male genital pain Ejaculation failure Priapism
Baroness Jenkin of Kennington: ...based sexual abuse. I assure those who think it is still like the top-shelf magazines or videos of old that it is not. Regular porn videos include choking and strangulation of women during sex, men ejaculating on women’s faces, verbal aggression and degradation, and women being penetrated by multiple men at the same time or one after another. I hesitate to encourage noble Lords to watch...
Baroness Kidron: ...kids into virtual strip clubs.” My own personal low point was reading about a New York Times journalist who arrived in the metaverse to find that another avatar immediately groped her and then ejaculated in her face. Her pleas to stop were unheard until her abuser, satisfied, walked jauntily away. Before I continue, I will make two things abundantly clear. First, Meta is not the only...
...potting if the person—(a) is in custody and causes or permits their own urine or excrement to be intercepted without lawful reason or excuse, or(b) is in custody and causes or permits their own ejaculate to be intercepted without lawful reason or excuse.(2) For the purposes of subsection (1)(a), only in exceptional circumstances may the court accept a defence of “lawful reason or...
...commits an offence of potting if the person—(a) maliciously causes an emergency worker to unwillingly or unwittingly come into direct contact with any substance containing urine, excrement or ejaculate,(b) is in custody and causes or permits their own urine or excrement to be intercepted without lawful reason or excuse, or (c) is in custody and causes or permits their own ejaculate to...
Liz Twist: ...assaults against prison staff have soared by 360% since 2010—a shocking statistic that the Government should be ashamed of. Does the Minister agree that the recent attack that saw a prisoner ejaculate over a female officer should be treated as a sexual assault —and a serious sexual assault at that—and be prosecuted as such?
Laura Smith: ..., saying that investigations of historical sexual abuse were a waste of money. His exact words, Mr Speaker, were “spaffed money up the wall”, “spaffed” being a well-known colloquialism for ejaculation. I represent a constituency where many survivors of sexual abuse at the hands of the predatory paedophile Barry Bennell live. I represent a constituency where men such as Gary Cliffe...
Jackie Doyle-Price: ...side-effects associated with treatment are provided in the product information which is available to all prescribers and patients. All SSRIs include sexual dysfunction (problems with erection or ejaculation) within the list of possible side effects. The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) is contributing to an ongoing European review of persistent sexual dysfunction...
Rupa Huq: ...morning her hapless, ever-changing band of Ministers were out on the airwaves assuring us that there would be a meaningful vote tomorrow before this latest twist—a sort of premature parliamentary ejaculation—that has put the lie to the claim that she sticks to her guns. When she will not even tell us when the vote is deferred to and as it appears the lady is for turning, how can we or...
Steve Pound: ...to teach you your job, but some of us on this side of the Chamber are having great difficulty in hearing the priceless words that the shadow Minister is enunciating because of the well-refreshed ejaculations that are coming from those on the Benches opposite.
Baroness Howe of Idlicote: ...b) the performance by a person of an act of intercourse or oral sex; (c) the performance by a person or an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal; (d) an act of masturbation; (e) an act of ejaculation; (f) human genital organs or human urinary or excretory functions; or (g) an act of restraint or violence which is associated with sexual activity. (5) In this section- "classification...
Tim Loughton: ...a helpful debate, but for the sake of clarity and Hansard, I shall refer to the inelegance of terminology that the Minister just used. Let me make it clear that his oratory was overcome not by an ejaculation but by a sneeze. We do not want the readers of Hansard to get any odd ideas about what goes on in Committee, do we? I know that his Welsh, fluent oratory can be terribly exciting, but...
Baroness Deech: ...by the amendment of the noble Baroness. How would it come about? A man on a life support machine or a dead man would have his sperm removed either by cutting into the scrotum or by electro-ejaculation, which involves the insertion of a baton into the rectum to deliver electric shocks which apparently produces sperm in the bladder from whence it can be removed. I spell that out to the...
Bill Kidd: ...that democracy is a fine idea as long as they are in charge. The truth is that, in its passion to attack the content of the SNP's budget next week, Labour is suffering from premature political ejaculation. What is left for next week now? What is left for budget day? Will Tavish Scott and the Lib Dem poodles still yap ineffectually? Will Wendy Alexander and her Labour attack dogs still be...
Mr Andrew Arbuckle: ...because too many politicians rushed in and let their opinions run ahead of due consideration, it is crossings over the Forth. Murdo Fraser was a prime example this morning of such premature ejaculation being induced by a by-election. The Tories have suggested that we should pay for one bridge and get another free. I remind them that this is not a supermarket. Their madness is based on the...
Steve Pound: ...had an intervention, not just halfway through their first sentence but halfway through their first word. Let us record this moment of parliamentary history. In response to the slightly premature ejaculation of my hon. Friend, those who subjected me to what was, I think, a rather gross form of violence were in fact not the honest listeners of Radio 4—as far as I can gather, they were all...
Tom Watson: ...answer of 21 April, Official Report, column 558W, on prostate cancer, if he will make an assessment of the recent findings of research by the US National Cancer Institute on the effect of frequent ejaculation in protecting men against prostate cancer.
Tom Watson: To ask the Secretary of State for Health what research he has evaluated on the effects of frequent ejaculation in protecting men from prostate cancer; and what advice his Department provides on this.
Lord Williams of Mostyn: My Lords, this is not a threat—it is an observation of fact. It is useful to hear the rest of the sentence before premature ejaculation. If, in the end, the House says to a Prime Minister with a very large majority in the Commons—and this is an important aspect of where we are at the moment—"Please continue to choose a Speaker for us", I am sure the Prime Minister will oblige.
